I. AM. ZIP. (Save the Empire)

I don’t like nor wear dresses…

But I WANT that Hawkeye dress!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SORRY I COULDN’T BRAID YOUR HAIR, EMILY. NO OPPOSABLE THUMBS.

It’s okay, I like talking to you more than I like playing salon. You’re really smart, plus you ate Cindy Meyers for me.

SHE ASKED JIMMY TO THE DANCE WHEN SHE KNEW YOU LIKED HIM. I DID WHAT ANY FRIEND WOULD DO.

She was a total B-I-T-C-H.

THAT SPELLS BITCH! 

I know. I’m really good at spelling. So is Jimmy. 

YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER.

We are now that Cindy Meyers is gone.

liamdryden:

Taken with Instagram at HMV

I know!! Paranormal Activity wasn’t even scary.

liamdryden:

vondell-swain:

laurakvstheworld:

benvs:

“You ought to be sure of it. It’s important.”

thank you, Atlas Shrugged

“However, those with a more cynical bent said we should give lip service to conventional morality but should not allow it to limit our behavior”

jesus

a picture of the skeleton of a Hermann’s Tortoise (Testudo hermanii) from the side

“Thinking it unnecessary to disturb your esteemed repose, we have proceeded in advance to to make requisite preparations. and shall await your respected person at the Green Dragon Inn, Bywater, at 11a.m. sharp.”

ruh roh

“But if you are wondering if I have kept up with my swordsmanship, the answer is yes.”

-Hounded by Kevin Hearne.

Beautiful!