nishlo: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth and do the harlem shake
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
mu5icliz: germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation It’s like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death
amberlilypayne: i—need—a—doctor: pippin-and-other-drugs: foreverwholocked: watchtheskytonight: thefangirltwicedead: Seriously, how is Tumblr going to survive this November? We’ve got Thor 2 AND Catching Fire AND the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary AND Sherlock Series 3. ….you forgot and the Hobbit OH GOD we will bring 2014 to its knees into the age of the Fandom Apocalypse ...
jack-and-ianto-hiddleston: camuizuuki: the-lonely-scottish-guy: saucybacon: i just watched that film “i stole some bread and shit got serious” aladdin or les mis? hunger games A documentary about the colonisation of Australia
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more...
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
ATTENTION ALL DOCTOR WHO FANS
the-consulting-introspective: deathbygatiss: bexahontas: bakerstreetsdoctor: ijustlikepsychoticthings: deductionswiththedoctor: demonbehindyou: dickdickdickdickdickdick: Step I; Open this Step II; Open this Step III; Have fun for hours I LOVE YOU its like you are flying the TARDIS OMG I LOVE YOU! OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE AMAZING Well. This is the best thing ever. ...
things-larry-cant: mary-poppins-needs-a-tardis: moonywormtailpadfootandprongsy: ameliaslastgoodbye: no but what if 12 is going to be the last Doctor because there are only 12 numbers on the clock and you know tick tock goes the clock even for the doctor WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
The dividing lines in superwholock
Doctor who: lets try to understand this beautiful misunderstood creature.
Sherlock: lets figure out this creepy bastard.
Supernatural: lets shoot this fugly son of a bitch.
stardustsherlock: reblogallthenerdythings: thisismydivision: faberry-squeen: thisismydivision: There Is a virus going around on tumblr, please do not click it know this, if you see a link that looks like this ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐ spread this make it go everywhere I am just giving you guys a heads up, question why is “i don’t know where i am” in bold i feel confused CLICK IT CLICK...
edgebug: sprightlyvigilante: the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets i want to read this novel
tea-britannia: kestrel-bird: combeferresque: fourfucks: all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the edits #genius billionaire playboy philanthropist gripped you tight and raised you from a highly functioning sociopath and i swear we were infinite always i dont know if youre agreeing or adding in harry potter
balderrask: westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.” NOPE NOT RISKING IT